are you free this weekend?
ummmmm i can do saturday i think but ima be tired.
aaaanddd i hate to do this. fuck. i hate to do this but if it’s gonna be late, can i like. crash on your couch or something?
why cant you sleep in your bed?
you see, i would. but one of my lovers is having a threesome with two of his lovers in my bed on saturday night.
haha, why dont you join them?
oh no i would, the bed is too small.
ahaha that one was a great imaginary conversation to have during hump day. not to be confused with wednesday. even though thats what i meant…