why did he call me? why couldn’t he let me sit at the back of the bus, blissfully unaware?!
because he is a doo doo pants
AHAHAHAHAHA ive never heard you say that before! oh bejai, if you werent in my life, i would kill myself.
NOOOOOOO dont kill the self!
but you are in my life! so no killing.
YES! that makes me the doo doo pants! AHAHAHAHA. i mean, the rainbow pants!
everyone knows that the opposite of doo doo is rainbows!
what is the opposite of a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?
obviously a pot of doo doo at the end of a long doo doo!!