lookin back at high school and this thing that i wrote that is just so awful and terrible and great–

thx to munzi for reminding!

A is for apple…j is for jack…step on a crack…break your mothers (mamas) back
B is for bossumbuddies
C is for cancer
D is for dead babies
E is for ellie! AWW SQUISHY SQUEEKY ELLIE
F is for fungi on pizza
G is for gross and bad
H is for hamburgers, which are not made of ham
I is for I could have put her in a jar… but then what
J is for gat
K is for king cotton
L is for little boys crying
M is for most def
N is for nasty librarians
O is for operation OMG
P is for possums yelling pukapuka
Q is for quadraplegics
R is for REALLLY OLD
S is for stabbing syrus
T is for TAXI calling on the highway
U is for beeteedoubleU
V is for vendetta
W is for George dubya bush
X is for anoreXia
Y is for yahoo which kicks AIMs ass
Z is for zat’s all folks

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